Really? Did you think I couldn’t let this go? Did you think that I would waste this opportunity by writing something cute and banal?
Feed a raw diet that is made with organic products, and non-ruminant animals. Dogs and cats are actually designed to eat raw meats and bones.
For fleas and ticks don’t use nasty chemicals, as they’re bad for the environment and your “dog.” Use natural products such as diatomaceous earth.
Gomez loves his raw chicken necks.
This goes for cats, too.
First sit him down and have a discussion about how his meat diet is terrible for the environment. He now needs to eat vegan. He may not like this but we all have to help.
make him stay outside all day in the thundering heat and then afterwards make him sit in the driveway in a torrential rain storm
that outa teach the sucker
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Get him incredibly high and just talk to him. Everything will fall into place.
Really? Did you think I couldn’t let this go? Did you think that I would waste this opportunity by writing something cute and banal?
Feed a raw diet that is made with organic products, and non-ruminant animals. Dogs and cats are actually designed to eat raw meats and bones.
For fleas and ticks don’t use nasty chemicals, as they’re bad for the environment and your “dog.” Use natural products such as diatomaceous earth.
Gomez loves his raw chicken necks.
This goes for cats, too.
First sit him down and have a discussion about how his meat diet is terrible for the environment. He now needs to eat vegan. He may not like this but we all have to help.
make him stay outside all day in the thundering heat and then afterwards make him sit in the driveway in a torrential rain storm
that outa teach the sucker
Put the dog outside when its cold out. That way the dog thinks that if it wasn’t for global warming it would be warmer out here.
Rub Milk Bones all over Al Gore and have your dog lick him whilst he explains global warming.
rub his belly
*laughing for real* Wasn’t that a great question!? She really went off on a rant, but that bit was one of the funniest things ever. I love her now.
let him sit outside in the hot sun, then he will care!!
make him watch al gore’s movie: the inconvenient truth
Spray him with some aerosol stuff and make him sticky
ask boozy
get him to use biodegradable bags to pick up his droppings !
Toss it outside on a very cold day… it’ll come to appreciate warmth VERY quickly….
Make him drink hot water
I think you should let him hump/hug a tree. Do you see where I’m going with this? Well, sorry I’m too stoned right now to get my total thought out.
its not possible dogs can’t comprehend like humans can.
drinking and eing on yahoo answers should be a crime. tsk tsk tsk
lecture him…daily!
you cant make him care about global warming lmao
have him make poopy in the toilet. So it won’t lay in the yard …. steamy … pile heating up the universe
show him the incovient truth
bury his manure… fertiles the earth quicker… more green foliage….win win
you put corn in its water bowl.
stick him outside in the winter cold til he starts recycling your empties??
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Leave him out in the sun longer. Wait. that’s cruel.
beat him
you really cant lol
dont give him water
feed him your carrot
bite his ears
saw it on TV
put him outside when the temp climbs into the triple digits