How Do I Teach My Dog To Take Care Of My Neighbor’s Baby?

x_abbie_ on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 9:53 am 

Just make sure the dog knows not to smoke around the baby!

metstark on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 10:04 am 

You are part of the problem with today’s working people! Are you ******* stupid or something?

impossib on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 10:53 am 

i want that dog!

bubblebu on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 11:03 am 

I have a better idea. Go to the Dr. and tell him you want a tubaligation.

lala on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 11:34 am 

I hope you arnt serious.

Jaigurl on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 12:22 pm 

Think your neighbor is right on this one, you possible are an idiot!

Livier A on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 12:37 pm 

Call Child Protective Services.
They have special programs for that.
They just need the address where the baby is.
They are very friendly people.
When they arrive, make sure you offer them a beer.

Chris C on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 12:46 pm 

train your dog to help the baby sit up, and bark when the baby needs help and diper change,ect.
Good Luck.

M on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 1:27 pm 

i hope your neighbor moved.

You ask, I answer on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 2:02 pm 

Your neighbor is right.

Colleen O on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 2:55 pm 

Well first you need to shave both the baby and the dog. The mutual humiliation will make give them a common enemy…you. Then lock them in a closet together for three days. If (when you open the door) the baby is riding the dog, we will have 2 more weeks of winter, if the dog is holding the baby, we will have an early spring. Also, send your dog to some parenting classes (but wait untill the hair grows back)

floresce on Mon, 23rd Nov 2009 3:18 pm 

If you have a dog that smart send him to me!