How Do I Teach My Dog To Take Care Of My Neighbor’s Baby?

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1. x_abbie_ says:
   November 23, 2009 at 9:53 am

   Just make sure the dog knows not to smoke around the baby!
2. metstark says:
   November 23, 2009 at 10:04 am

   You are part of the problem with today’s working people! Are you ******* stupid or something?
3. impossib says:
   November 23, 2009 at 10:53 am

   i want that dog!
4. bubblebu says:
   November 23, 2009 at 11:03 am

   I have a better idea. Go to the Dr. and tell him you want a tubaligation.
5. lala says:
   November 23, 2009 at 11:34 am

   I hope you arnt serious.
6. Jaigurl says:
   November 23, 2009 at 12:22 pm

   Think your neighbor is right on this one, you possible are an idiot!
7. Livier A says:
   November 23, 2009 at 12:37 pm

   Call Child Protective Services.
   They have special programs for that.
   They just need the address where the baby is.
   They are very friendly people.
   When they arrive, make sure you offer them a beer.
8. Chris C says:
   November 23, 2009 at 12:46 pm

   train your dog to help the baby sit up, and bark when the baby needs help and diper change,ect.
   Good Luck.
9. M says:
   November 23, 2009 at 1:27 pm

   i hope your neighbor moved.
10. You ask, I answer says:
    November 23, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Your neighbor is right.
11. Colleen O says:
    November 23, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Well first you need to shave both the baby and the dog. The mutual humiliation will make give them a common enemy…you. Then lock them in a closet together for three days. If (when you open the door) the baby is riding the dog, we will have 2 more weeks of winter, if the dog is holding the baby, we will have an early spring. Also, send your dog to some parenting classes (but wait untill the hair grows back)
12. floresce says:
    November 23, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    If you have a dog that smart send him to me!